Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April Fool

This recession sucks!
Even though the company I work for made $8B last year, they cut salaries
accross the board by 5%.
Then, because some idiot bean counters couldn't count, they made an additional
10% cut in my divsion's (the one that actually made money) salaries for 'April only'.
Now these jerks have found a new tool to massage the bottom line and ensure their
performance bonuses... ugh!